he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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