Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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