new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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