i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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