Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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