The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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