And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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