nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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