my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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