I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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