Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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