Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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