Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
