I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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