im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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