At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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