This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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