direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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