"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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