im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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