Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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