drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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