I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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