yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Farmville is her only friend.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
