A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
3 2 1 whiskey
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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