I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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