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i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Are my feet made of real feet?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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