i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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