Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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