i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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