nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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