Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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