Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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