The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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