just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just google imaged poop.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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