I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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