Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I need water and some morals
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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