Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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