Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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