i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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