I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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