on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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