Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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