wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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