running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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