I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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