You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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