I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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