just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
True strength comes from lack of pants
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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