You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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