My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
