That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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