This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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