She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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